Tuesday sissy, the kids and I went out to lunch and then hit an outlet about a half hour away so sissy could get a rolling backpack for school. Trina found one she wanted and during checkout, she noticed that people 50+ receive a 10% discount. Sissy turned to me and said "oh, next time we should bring in mom." The cashier looked at Trina and asked "oh, well are you 50?" I damn near busted a gut laughing so hard. The look on Trina's face was of horror. Pure horror. I was still doubled over cracking up as we walked out of the store when sissy made a very disturbing conclusion; she's as close to 30 as she is to 50. Holy hell! How did my sister get to be almost 40? That night I was watching "Ellen" as I had DVR'd it to see the three "kids" (probably early 20's) that Ellen had flown out as they were Ellen Super Fans. Ellen sent them to Disneyland, an Angels game and just some general sight seeing. Team Ellen, as they were so christened, had to video their escapades and they played parts of it back on Tuesday's show. During their trip to Disneyland, one of the chicks made the remark, "I've always wanted to come here but was afraid that it wouldn't be until I was, like, 40, and I wanted to come when I could still have fun." After what had happened earlier in the day I found this extremely hilarious. After all, does sissy look 50????