Me - Asa, you know how you asked why I didn't adopt two kids instead of one?
Asa - yeah.
Me - well, your mom and I had agreed to have the same number of kids. At first it was just you so I only had one kid. Then later on your mom was going to have another baby and then I would have adopted again. But then mom died so I have two kids anyway! I have you and Valentina!
Asa - I want us to have another baby.
Beya - What would you like, a boy or a girl?
Me - You don't get to choose.
Valentina - I want to buy a girl!