Why do they call it beautiful, natural, beachy curls because when I go to the beach my hair ends up a wild, crazy, hot mess that resembles someone from A Flock Of Seagulls?
Why do I think Asa be more affectionate with Trina than he is with me or is it because he's almost 9 that he isn't big into hugging me and jumping into my lap anymore?
Why in the hell did I believe the bride when she told me I WOULD be able to wear that mint green strapless ball gown of a bridesmaid dress again? And why the hell did I tell her that yes, I COULD wear it again?
Why are muppets and puppets so fucking freaky?
Why do we do our best thinking in the shower? Yes, I was in the shower when I came up with this blog post idea.
Why am I so loyal to a BlackBerry when it can't do shit and I have to reboot it once a week?
Why can't I bite the bullet and paint my kitchen?
Why can't I take down the red Christmas lights that have been in my living room windows for over a year?
Why can't I keep track of my scissors?
Why do I still have so much shit when I just had a yard sale and then hauled a pickup bed FULL of stuff along with a trunk load of stuff to Goodwill?
Why did I refuse to take the $3 that asshole offered me at the yard sale for an item that I had marked for $10 but I ended up giving it to Goodwill anyway?
Why are some people assholes?
Why does Valentina's fashion style have to be so different from mine?
Why do I have so much clutter on my countertops?
Why can't Norm have ONE SPOT to keep his shit instead of cluttering up my countertops with it?
Why haven't we had nice, hot, swimming weather when we're in the middle of August?
Why haven't I bought the school supplies yet?
Why does Valentina have to pull every damn toy out every damn day and make the family room such a mess?
Why does Norm care how I redo the bedroom when I have managed to redo the whole house and he likes it?
Why am I never going to be fully done with decorating the house?
Why do I keep changing things in the house?
Why can't we do a big family vacation for a week every year?
Why does your gall bladder make you so sick when it stops working when you don't need it in the first place?
Why can't my dining room table be one of those beautiful ones in the magazines where it's set with dishes all the time?
Why am I so obsessive about what order I put my clothes on?
Why do some people have mental illness and others don't?
Why are some people so stupid?